So apparently Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose are split, which according to a few Internet memes I've seen the last couple days is much to the delight Kanye, a former notch on Amber's fuck list. But don't people realize that Kanye has moved on? After all, he has a kid and a wife now, albeit that wife also happens to be a porn star, which I'd argue is not too far off from Amber Rose's former stripping profession, so I'm sure y'all can draw the connection there. Still, if anything you'd figure Kanye was the one that broke off the relationship with Amber because when you think about it, Amber probably needed Kanye more than he needed her. This is discussed in much greater detail in Byron Crawford's book Kanye West Superstar, and I suggest if you really want to read about the ins and outs of Kanye's relationships with Amber and Kim you go there - assuming you're willing to chip out $10 for it.
Let's not get distracted with these old stories that have to do with Kanye. The new stories I've seen revolving around this divorce of Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose appear to involve infidelity from both sides. Which is tragic to think because their marriage only lasted all but one year before one of them had to go chasing some other tail. Merely from the clickbait article headlines and sub-headlines, I gather that Wiz was cheating on Amber with these two women, twins(!), named Nes and Jas, who coincidentally happen to have the same last name as his wife. I looked up some pictures of them. They iight, but they're definitely not on no Amber Rose level. And Yeezy probably didn't teach them either, because they don't seem to live up to Kanye's standards for women (as wonderfully displayed in Drake's music video "Best I Ever Had").
But then again, twins! It's one thing to be able to get one women to have sex with you. It's another thing to get two (count 'em) women to have sex with you at the same time. Then it's a whole another thing if they happen to be twins. Considering that Amber was probably a little loose and still recovering from having a baby, much less being prego for 9 months prior, I could kind of understand why Wiz would succumb to the enticement of having two women on his jock simultaneously, Jesus Shuttlesworth style (only blacker and with smaller tits).
Amber Rose on the other hand, let's see. According to the stories Yahoo filters out to me on their front page, Amber's been planning on her next move for a while. There's also been a lot of news swirling that Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey's marriage is on the rocks and that since they took a photo together (& I think he might have signed her to his entertainment company or something) Amber and Nick must be hooking up. I suppose it was a pretty solid move on both Nick and Amber's parts, being rebounds for each other. Amber needs another rich black guy to fund her lifestyle and Nick wants some younger pussy now after hitting that dried up shit - which is Mariah's vagine - for so long.
I guess they all moved on to bigger and better things in the end. Wiz is tapping twins, which Amber Rose probably anticipated as the demise of her marriage with him, so she got another black guy to take her on. Then Nick Cannon is finally getting to hit some younger and finer pussy after having to deal with Mariah's crazy and dusty ass after all these few years. So it's all good.
At the end of the day, you can't really trust these gossip stories. They're often just fabricated off various conclusions people jump to, with no real credibility to them. Case in point, Yahoo! has fed me two contradicting articles on the relationship status of Selena Gomez recently. According to them she's going out with both Justin Bieber and Austin Mahone. I don't know what to believe! Perhaps she is going out with both of them though. These assumptions on the personal lives of these famous people often end up being right one way or another.
Let's not get distracted with these old stories that have to do with Kanye. The new stories I've seen revolving around this divorce of Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose appear to involve infidelity from both sides. Which is tragic to think because their marriage only lasted all but one year before one of them had to go chasing some other tail. Merely from the clickbait article headlines and sub-headlines, I gather that Wiz was cheating on Amber with these two women, twins(!), named Nes and Jas, who coincidentally happen to have the same last name as his wife. I looked up some pictures of them. They iight, but they're definitely not on no Amber Rose level. And Yeezy probably didn't teach them either, because they don't seem to live up to Kanye's standards for women (as wonderfully displayed in Drake's music video "Best I Ever Had").
But then again, twins! It's one thing to be able to get one women to have sex with you. It's another thing to get two (count 'em) women to have sex with you at the same time. Then it's a whole another thing if they happen to be twins. Considering that Amber was probably a little loose and still recovering from having a baby, much less being prego for 9 months prior, I could kind of understand why Wiz would succumb to the enticement of having two women on his jock simultaneously, Jesus Shuttlesworth style (only blacker and with smaller tits).
Amber Rose on the other hand, let's see. According to the stories Yahoo filters out to me on their front page, Amber's been planning on her next move for a while. There's also been a lot of news swirling that Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey's marriage is on the rocks and that since they took a photo together (& I think he might have signed her to his entertainment company or something) Amber and Nick must be hooking up. I suppose it was a pretty solid move on both Nick and Amber's parts, being rebounds for each other. Amber needs another rich black guy to fund her lifestyle and Nick wants some younger pussy now after hitting that dried up shit - which is Mariah's vagine - for so long.
I guess they all moved on to bigger and better things in the end. Wiz is tapping twins, which Amber Rose probably anticipated as the demise of her marriage with him, so she got another black guy to take her on. Then Nick Cannon is finally getting to hit some younger and finer pussy after having to deal with Mariah's crazy and dusty ass after all these few years. So it's all good.
At the end of the day, you can't really trust these gossip stories. They're often just fabricated off various conclusions people jump to, with no real credibility to them. Case in point, Yahoo! has fed me two contradicting articles on the relationship status of Selena Gomez recently. According to them she's going out with both Justin Bieber and Austin Mahone. I don't know what to believe! Perhaps she is going out with both of them though. These assumptions on the personal lives of these famous people often end up being right one way or another.